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  • 22. 107 U2 Songs

    Sunday, 13 January 2019 Perito Moreno, Argentina Same girl who checked me in, checks me out. Tells me that I’d better get used to the wind in Patagonia. She’s referring to me asking for another room as the silver birch branches were thrashing the roof and making a racket the first night. Tell her it’s… Read more

  • 21. Fraudulent Activity

    Saturday, 12 January 2019 El Calafate, Argentina Woken at 0200hrs by the silver birch branches banging on the corrugated iron roof of the hotel, just above my head, due to the high wind. Sounds like being in a tent and the wind buffeting it. 70km to Perito Moreno Glacier National Park. Entrance to National Park… Read more

  • 20. Taurean charm

    Friday, 11 January 2019 El Calafate, Argentina 300km, 3hr drive to El Calafate. Friend emailed to say the last time she was in El Calafate she nearly got blown off her feet such was the strength of the wind. She’s not wrong. I nearly lose a car door when wind slammed it open with such… Read more

  • 19. The British Club

    Thursday, 10 January 2019 Rio Gallegos, Argentina Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Gunfire at 0200hrs. Or is it fireworks? Or is it a car backfiring? Either way, it’s enough to wake Touring Taurean from his already disturbed sleep. Had been woken at 0100hrs by people talking outside my window. Windows are paper thin. You… Read more

  • 18. Novichok

    Wednesday, 9 January 2019 Ushuaia, Argentina Off to the airport to pick up hire car from Hertz, to drive 2,200km to Bariloche over the next week. All the forms are signed. Time to pay. Credit card declined when he inserts card. Credit card declined again when he does it manually. Credit card declined when he… Read more

  • 17. Pretending to be German

    Tuesday, 8 January 2019 Ushuaia, Argentina Not so much the Land of Fire, more the Land of Chucking it Down with Rain. Dismal day. Dismal view from cabin window. Ushuaia port. No more cruising now. This is where I start heading north for good. Fond farewells to Table 8. We’ve only known each other four… Read more

  • 16. Cape Horn

    Monday, 7 January 2019 Wulaia Bay, Tierra del Fuego, Chile We’d been warned that it was going to be very choppy again in the night as we approached Cape Horn. Early start at 0600hrs. Peek through the curtains as the sun is rising above mirror like glassy water. Dead calm. Blue sky. Sod it. They’ve… Read more

  • 15. Days of Thunder

    Sunday, 6 January 2019 Beagle Channel, Tierra del Fuego, Chile Bang. Pause. Bang. Pause. Bang. Pause. What. The. Is. That. Bang. Pause. Rhythmically. Investigate. It’s 0400hrs. We’re going around the Brecknock Peninsula. It’s very choppy. Not as choppy as the Bransfield Strait though. Bang. Pause. It’s in my room. Finally. It’s the door of the… Read more

  • 14. Slow death of a penguin

    Saturday, 5 January 2019 Tuckers Island, Tierra del Fuego, Chile Set my alarm last night. In the middle of the Magellan Strait still have a phone signal. But. Whilst setting alarm, the clock time fast forwarded an hour. Oh flip. That can’t be right. It can only be an Argentine signal and that’s certainly not… Read more

  • 13. You’re my morning delight!

    Friday, 4 January 2019 Magellan Strait, Chile A dose of manflu the past couple of days has been rectified by a large Drambuie and Beechams. Do not try that at home kids! Feeling fresh as a daisy now and its bettered by a WhatsApp and an email. My young(ish) German female friend is querying why… Read more